Complete and total failure while parking

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I am glad I didn't park there. That person seemed as if they where trying to do something to these peoples car. How do you hit the accelerator when you are trying to park. That just doesn't make any sense to me. I must say as a monster truck fan though the BMW had great form. Just hit the gas a little more and it would be up and over the other cars.

I can only think about what the people thought when they walked out to get their car. I bet they wondered, why does my hood have tire marks on it, and why is my windshield all smashed up. Was there rocks falling from the sky, or did my car just participate in a monster truck rally.

Douchebag Solidarity.

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I must say this is a cause that everyone can join. You just have to admit that you are a douchebag and get on with it. It is time we done shy away from who we are but rise up as one and say yes I am a douchebag. If you have ever been called a douchebag it is time to accept it and become one of us. It is as easy as pushing little kids in pools.

This video is awesome. I just couldn't stop laughing, they are a great representation of douchebags.

I am back in NYC

Yesterday I landed back in NYC, one of my favorite places. I came for the Miami Ad School portfolio review that is going on tomorrow. There are many different agencies that are going to come and check out our books. I am excited for it to happen. I hope they come look at my book but if they dont, I have their emails and their numbers that I can raise some hell. I am hoping some good will come of this but I just dont know yet.

I can not believe I missed this last week!

Well first off I would like to congratulate Barack Obama for winning the Nobel Peace Prize. That is a huge accomplishment for anyone in the world to put on the shelf. He really deserved this award cause he, well he...oh shit he has never done anything and some how he wins.

It really seems to be a thing with him. He was something that I can not remember before he was elected to Senate, a community organizer I think. And he didn't do anything drastic for the community. He was in the Senate where he definitely didn't do anything except show up, because he needed it to be on the record. But showing up doesn't mean voting for anything. He could have and someone else click his buzzer to present for all I know and he becomes president. Lets face it, he hasn't really done anything except give us more debt as president either.

In school they teach us that an award like the peace prize is given to those who do the most for the world to keep the peace. I never thought they would give it to a guy that just talked about peace to win an election, and never taking action for it.

Some people might say that he has strengthened our allies trust in us, our allies supported Bush too, not to mention, Clinton, Bush, Regan, you get the point. The world has learned from WWI and WWII, they don't want another fiasco. Of course our allies got interested in Obama, he is our leader. They wanted to see who the guy was and what he stood for. But he really hasn't done anything to strengthen our foreign relationships.

Last but not least how pitiful is our Nobel judging system allowing someone that has been all talk win their award. I really think they have made a mockery this year of the award. If there is no one worth giving it to, dont give it to anyone.

Obama should never accept this award, not to mention they should have never given it to him.

Just because it is monday.

I.F.H. MONDAY'S from Nick Swardson

Monday's are by far the worst day of the week.

Going back to my college town

I must say that it has been a long time since I went back to Iowa City to spend some time there. I think it was in the summer of 07 to be exact. I know many things have changed since I was last there but somethings stayed the same. It is the weekend of the Michigan game. It is probably the biggest home game of the year. It will show if Iowa is for real or not. Both teams are going in with good records so far in the season. Iowa has a 5-0 record and Michigan coming off of the terrible season last year is at the 4-1 mark. Both teams have played games that have come very close to going the other way, especially Michigan. It is going to be interesting to see who's luck continues and whose runs out.

Iowa is going to win though. The guys have to be pumped up after last weeks hair razor. As long as they dont pack it in during the second half they should be good. All they need is to play consistently throughout the game to win. But that is easier said than done. They usually play very well for a half but not an entire game. I think this is the game that the do it, and they come away with the W. I am not one of those people that think they will run the table, but I do think they will win all but two of there games this year.

Joe Francais is a douche

This is the security footage of the night that Joe Francis attacked Playmate Jayde Nicole. It looks like she spills a drink on him and then he goes ape shit over it grabbing her by the hair and taking her down to the ground. I really can not believe it, I thought that the guy that created all of those movies where he asks drunk chicks to take off there clothes for a Tshirt would be a lot classier than this. I guess I was wrong. He also later said

"Jayde Nicole is an absolute and total liar. Her prior statements about the incident are not only slanderous and defamatory, but actionable. The only thing that Jayde Nicole is famous for is having a tattoo of the word “respect” above her vagina … for which we all know she has none of.”

I am guessing he tried to use his fame to get some with a playmate and failed miserably. Just listening to this guy in interviews you can really tell that he is a douche. He thinks he is cooler than he really is. He 'Girls Gone Wild' franchise was the smartest thing this guy has ever done, and I can't believe this jackass came up with it.

Review of the Cleveland Show.

Seth Macfarlane has created another cartoon based television show after the hit series Family Guy. This one unlike the very lame American Dad is a spin off of the original. It uses the character Cleveland as he leaves the group to start his own show. He and his son that you haven't seen since the beginning of Family Guy go down to Virginia to start a new life. Well they get stuck in Virginia at least. Cleveland Jr, his son was a hyper spastic kid when he appeared on FG now he is just a fat slug.

Now for the review of the show. I wanted to wait to see two episodes before I gave my opinion, giving the show the benefit of the doubt. Premieres are always hard to do and only a few shows have done it right. I got the same conclusion on last nights show as I did the original, IT SUCKS. First of all why would you set a series on a guy that you used as brief comic relief. The house blows up and he is in the bath tub only to fall to the ground saying no no no no. Sometimes he had a funny part but not many times. Quagmire would have a way better series. Second the show is just not that funny. They try and do the same thing that FG does with the flashbacks and stuff and that is stupid, make it original. Cleveland isn't funny without the rest of the FG characters.

The only thing that I think is funny about the show is the little kid, and he is only funny one out of the five things he tries to say. The show is awful and I hope it gets pulled. I haven't been this disappointed since Macfarlane drew American Dad. I recommend not watching this show.

I have started looking for a job.

Last week I offically started looking for a job. I called a ton of ad agencies just getting the name and email of someone so I can contact them to get a job. I sent everything out this Monday. A nice coverletter and then a link to my website. I think I have only gotten two or three responses out of all the emails that I sent and I sent like 50. I even less responses when I called them all. Only two or three people really answered their phone. I dont know what it was but no one answered. It sucked, why couldn't someone just give me a job when I got out of the school, it would have made it so much easier than what I am doing now. I mean leaving messages and emails that people are not looking at or answering really sucks. Today no one called me back, same with yesterday. I guess I just need to hit this harder than I am right now. Next week I am going to call and send 30 emails a day. if I send that many one or two would have to bit now wouldn't they?