Book of Eli.

Last night I went out to watch the book of Eli staring Denzel Washington. It is about a man heading west in apocalyptic times. A war destroyed the world making the sun blinding.

You follow a lone character through his journey into a town that is run by a power hungry man. I wouldn't say the character was bad he was doing what was best for his town, and him. He sends people out to look for a book which he considers a weapon. Eli, Denzels character has the book he wants, but he wont let him have it. He even has the book memorized but will fight to the death for it.

In between the light dialog there is some action, but other than that it is just of a man walking. It is really not that good of a movie. When I was done watching it I felt as if I wasted my time. I was entertained a little bit but since the story was so slow it really got me bored and that boredom really wore me out. I didn't like the character Eli and his mystery reveal at the end of the movie. It seemed that they wanted to be a lot like the sixth sense but not as cool. I was like why didn't he just give up the book. And the book it self was the 'reason' the world ended as they knew it.

I give this movie 2 stars out of five. And would recommend to watch it when it comes out on tv, don't spend money for it cause it isn't worth it. Bad performance all together.

Movie Review.

It has been a long time since I last reviewed a movie in the theaters. I am embarrassed as all hell to say that I went to this movie but my girlfriend forced me to go to this one. Now she is forcing me to write a review for it. Sadly I am going to do it, cause she snaps that whip pretty hard.

Well the terrible movie that I am going to review is none other than "New Moon." Which should be renamed as "Teenagers are Retarded." But anyways this is the second movie of the dreadful Twilight series. Anyways it starts with the main boring characters Edward and Bell I think is her name. They are doing something together with the family of vampires and she is the only human in the room. She gets cut one guy guy attacks her Edward throws her into a piano, what a great guy and Edward dumps the dumb girl. Hahahah that was really funny cause then she just goes into a depression and is the dumbest girl I have ever seen. The writer makes sure that the girl has no backbone what so ever. She is an annoying bitch. I need to have an adrenaline rush just to see an image of Edward saying dont do this you promised me you would be safe. So the whole movie she does really dumb shit and acts as if she is a goth kid that hates everyone. She has no friends wont eat and wakes up screaming every time she sleeps. I wanted to jump in the scene and smack the bitch and say shut the fuck up god damn it you are the most unrealistic character I have ever seen in my damn life. No hot girl does this shit. Your school has one other hot chick and you would be able to rule the fucking school. But anyways it goes to show who they are trying to target, girls that want to be whinny little bitches. That have no idea about shit.

The rest of the movie was a complete bore. They had wolves but they would be of guys and they would morph into them anytime they get angry. This woman pisses me off that writes these books cause you shouldn't change the lore of vampires and werewolves. But that is something I dont want to write about cause I hate writing about this stupid movie.

So summery, Characters suck and unrealistic, affects to fast no detail, script absolutely dreadful, but the room of monkeys should be proud of fooling and stealing the money of dumb teenage girls.

I give this movie half a star out of five and would like to declare it as one of the worst movies ever.

I will no longer watch MTV!

Last night I watched a little bit of MTV's movie awards and in two words I can sum it all up for you if you missed it, "It Sucked." I may not be apart of the MTV crowd anymore now that I turned 25 but I think I should be. I grew up watching the channel, I stuck to parts that where very compelling, but some how now it has gone to shit. I have given up on them.

Instead of doing what made them unique and famous, playing Music Videos, they now go to scripted reality shows like "the Hills," "The City" and "the Real World (which is as real as me using my farts as a mode of transportation.) and "The Dual." First of all I have noticed that just about every show they have on there starts with "The" have some variety come on. Second if you are going to do a reality show make a new Real one, not one that they have to shoot the same scene over and over until they get it completely right. It is not reality when they tell you to do something over and over.

Back to the Movie Awards, I remember when they had hosts that could actually make you laugh or be entertained. But now they dig at the bottom of the barrel, Andy Samburg is funnier then me but he isnt that funny at all or even remotely entertaining. They where like shit everyone is declining us lets go with this dude.

MTV has lost it's meaning over the years and they need to get their image back. Because the shit they have on now is terrible, enough with bringing back old school "Real world" people you have done that competition thing to death, they are a bunch of egotistical morons. They make enough money traveling across the country going to bars and drinking for free because they are the supposed draw, but we all know the $1 drinks really are what the people came to see.

The original Twilight

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This would have done so much better in theaters if you think about it. I would have like to see it. I feel the first one waisted hours of my life. At the end of the first one did anyone really give a shit for the dumb girl that fell into an older mans trap. I felt that she was one of those pedophiles victims. He would sneak in and watch her sleep, how creepy is that. Lets just say this 2 min sketch is millions of times more entertaining then the real movie.