Movie Review.

It has been a long time since I last reviewed a movie in the theaters. I am embarrassed as all hell to say that I went to this movie but my girlfriend forced me to go to this one. Now she is forcing me to write a review for it. Sadly I am going to do it, cause she snaps that whip pretty hard.

Well the terrible movie that I am going to review is none other than "New Moon." Which should be renamed as "Teenagers are Retarded." But anyways this is the second movie of the dreadful Twilight series. Anyways it starts with the main boring characters Edward and Bell I think is her name. They are doing something together with the family of vampires and she is the only human in the room. She gets cut one guy guy attacks her Edward throws her into a piano, what a great guy and Edward dumps the dumb girl. Hahahah that was really funny cause then she just goes into a depression and is the dumbest girl I have ever seen. The writer makes sure that the girl has no backbone what so ever. She is an annoying bitch. I need to have an adrenaline rush just to see an image of Edward saying dont do this you promised me you would be safe. So the whole movie she does really dumb shit and acts as if she is a goth kid that hates everyone. She has no friends wont eat and wakes up screaming every time she sleeps. I wanted to jump in the scene and smack the bitch and say shut the fuck up god damn it you are the most unrealistic character I have ever seen in my damn life. No hot girl does this shit. Your school has one other hot chick and you would be able to rule the fucking school. But anyways it goes to show who they are trying to target, girls that want to be whinny little bitches. That have no idea about shit.

The rest of the movie was a complete bore. They had wolves but they would be of guys and they would morph into them anytime they get angry. This woman pisses me off that writes these books cause you shouldn't change the lore of vampires and werewolves. But that is something I dont want to write about cause I hate writing about this stupid movie.

So summery, Characters suck and unrealistic, affects to fast no detail, script absolutely dreadful, but the room of monkeys should be proud of fooling and stealing the money of dumb teenage girls.

I give this movie half a star out of five and would like to declare it as one of the worst movies ever.